March 2012
1 post
Jenny & Teets: Dear Ben from The Bachelor, →
jennyandteets:
Dear Ben from The Bachelor,
Last night, watching Kacie B., otherwise known as The Jewish Gremlin, tell you she had an eating disorder was of the most outrageous pieces of television I’ve ever seen. Not outrageous in the way Jamie tranny-lap-raped you later in the episode, but outrageous in the…
February 2012
1 post
July 2011
34 posts
souffrance:
my tumblr isnt complete without this video on it.
ALMOST FAMOUS, directed by Cameron Crowe (2000)
FAVVVV
Men always want to be a woman’s first love. That is their clumsy vanity. We...
– A Woman of No Importance, Oscar Wilde (via quote-book)
So there’s this woman, and she was, um, on an airplane, and she’s flying to meet...
– Conor Oberst (via leukocytes)
You must understand the whole of life, not just one little part of it. That is...
– Krishnamurti (via hip-)
autobottt:
stephaniedanielle:
This is the definition of a real man.
ohhhhmygod okay this made me cry.
this is the most beautiful thing i’ve seen all day.
A Woman's Perspective On Dick Pix →
thatwhitebitch:
Ladies and gentlemen, my ne plus ultra.
Also, thank you to everyone who told me their dick pic stories. I went in a hundred different directions for the article and ultimately decided on this slant, but I read and slowly clapped at all of your stories. Love you, internet friends. :)
i can’t get enough of her haha
an original
then a year goes by
and you realize you’re fine
all those sleepless nights
are lost in the sky.
So I place your memory in a secret pocket
and i’m gonna lose the key after i lock it.
an original
then a year goes by
and you realize you’re fine
all those sleepless nights
are lost in the sky.
So I place your memory in a secret pocket
and i’m gonna lose the key after i lock it.
frostedambience:
put your head upon my chest, it breathes. and my fingers through your hair, they weave. and your shoulders are the perfect sea, in which i get lost invariably.
October 2010
3 posts
this next song is about when you get your heart broken and you try your best to glue it back together and you wake up one morning and you’re so happy because you realize, “oh my god, the tape’s holding”.
and she mostly believed me
We were walking, holding hands With our bare feet in the sand And the seagulls overhead When I borke the spell and said “I could never divorce you Without a good reason And though I may never have to It’s good to have options” But for now, I need you But for now, I need you But for now, I need you But it was only in my head Because no one ever says What they really mean to say...
September 2010
31 posts
you wrote me oh so many letters
and all of them seemed true
promises look good...
Push Forward: For the first time in a long time... →
For the first time in a long time I’m not dating, in a relationship, or liking/loving someone. It’s strange, but I’m slowly getting used to it.
In all honesty, I want to find a guy that’ll make me fall head first for him. I want him to run in my thoughts all day long. It’s hard to find someone…